The Serial Rapist, the Lone Gunman, the Suicide Bomber, the Paranoid Schizophrenic, the Transsexual Crackhead, the Money Launderer, the Disgruntled Postal Worker, the Diseased Homeless Veteran, the South American Drug Lord, the Third-Generation Welfare Recepient, the Human Immunodeficiency Virus, and… the Personal Trainer!
In case you’re one of those people who doesn’t relate well to the real world, here’s a nice, safe zodiac for you: the Soccer Mom, the Sensitive Male, the Special Needs Child, the Role Model, the Overachiever, the Jogger, the Little Leaguer, the Recycler, the Anchorperson, the Codependent, the Domino’s Delivery Boy, and… the Recovering Shopaholic.
The new zodiac
uit: Brain droppings - George Carlin
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